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In this alternate world Byzantium never existed and a unified Rome ruled from Europe to Persia. The Constantine of this history included The Jewish Babylonian Sages in his quest for God and created a "Roman Judaism" instead of Roman Catholism. The Christians fled to Syria, Eastern Europe, and Russia creating "The Holy Assyrian Empire". Judeo-Rome Split into "Greater Judea" encompassing all lands from The Nile to The Euphrates and following The Jerusalem Talmudic Law as interpreted by a council of 71 Judges. "Roman Israel" following Babylonian Talmudic Law ruled by an Emperor and Supreme Triumberate of 3 Judges. Africa in this reality coalesced to become The "Black Hebrews" in Northern Africa led by The Ethiopian Jews and "The Zulu-Hebrew Nation" in the south of Africa. The area between The Euprates and Tigris is a wild no mans land of warring tribes. All areas east of The Tigris are ruled by "The Imperial Council" of Indian Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Aztec, Inca, Emperors. In this reality China made it to the Americas via the northern seas and established coastal enclaves along the western shores of North and South America. In Arabia the Himyars adopted a form of Abrahamism in the tradition of Ismael rather than Islam.
Assembly of Jewish States
(North Africa, Israel/Jordan, Europe, Arabian Caliphate)
It had been a year since The Great Assembly of Jewish States had happened. Emperor Rothchilde The Golden, King Saliman The Kind, and Chief Rabbi Joel-Menachem-Man had met in Jerusalem. They were still there. The meetings had been long. A lot of Gefilte fish had been served. The "Sheikh" of The United Tribes of Ishmael who ruled The areas outside of Judea proper was getting antsy. He had work to do. Finally they came out. As per protocol The Triumberate of Roman Israel, The Sanhedrin, and The Tribal Council stepped forward to attend their Heads of State. Then The Heads of State proclaimed The traditional of submission to God. The Shema. Hear oh Israel: The Lord is Our God, The Lord Is One.
The Sheik then replied The God Of Ibrahim and Ismael our fathers ever shall we serve. Everyone waited. This moment would change everything. Everyone knew what was about to happen. Finally Chief Rabbi Joel-Menachem-Man spoke. "We the Supreme religious authorities of Jewish States have unified Jewish law into a single code for all Jews." No one spoke for five minutes.
The generals in the room knew what that meant. Each population was completely loyal to their head of state in The Jewish States. This meant Reunification of The 12 Tribes. It also meant World War. "Fellow Scholars", continued Emperor Rothchilde, "each of us this day have chosen to relenquish our crowns for peace amongst brothers as he said this The Sheikh shot him with a crossbow, tears in his eyes and screamed no!"
The generals were stunned! How could this happen!
King Suliman was the first to act. A decendant fron father to son of Dan son of Jacob and a scion of David through Solomon on his mother's side his power and speed was legendary. Sheik Abu Ismael was in fact dead in the other room this was a Yakuza assasin Impersonator. His tounge tatoo proved it so. King Suliman's knife peeled the confession along with the assassin's skin. General Mustafa of Mecca and Medina wrent his garment as he was a brother and successor to The Sheik. He would avenge his family honor. "As I live my cousins, no Arab Tribe will rest until one million heathens have died for each of these two good men and their council of emperors of have joined them!" (Here in this reality Jews and Arabs never had animosity towards each other but decided to live separate lives except in government as a confederacy).
At this moment The Chief of The Triumberate spoke, "We the Ancient Ones, Keepers of The Prophetic Guild have taken this as a sign that this is a wise course," the Chief Assistant continued, "for we have a tradtion that when The Emperor falls in Jerusalem," concluding the Master of Silence for The first time in 80 years spoke, "Rome has fallen and Jerusalem arisen."
Chief Rabbi Joel-Menachem-Man then spoke, "King Suliman The Kind you were the one who resolved the most dificult Talmudic points. Long has the Sanhedrin looked for a ruler, while we cannot appoint you King we can appoint you Judge of The United Tribes of The Judean Empire."
"Sheik General Mustafa", Judge Suliman stated, "In Memory of your brother I shall myself mourn with you. Although we Jews and Arabs do not learn of each others ways and live separatly as per The Treaty Abraham in this case I will make an exception. Emperor Rothchilde was my mother's father through his short lived first wife Princess Rachel.This was a secret know only to a few, but in fact I am his grandson. Having sworn to avenge him moves my heart. The name of The Realm shall be called Abraham's Flock" Judea and Israel ruled by a Judge, Court of 71, and The Triumberate of Guardians. Arabia and The Arab Tribes shall be ruledb by you as per your blood right my friend."
Tears in his eyes Mustafa proudly announces, "To the defence of The Flock!"
All Generals of the Three realms follow "To the defence of The Flock!"
The Holy Assyrian Empire (Eastern Europe, Russia, Baltics, Siberia and Syria)
Emperor Lenin of The Holy Assyrian Empire and Patriarch of The Christian Faith Stalin (In this reality Lenin and Stalin are the appointed heads of The Christian Emperorship and The Christian Church respectively) are sitting in the conversion office of Duke Dracul's ancestral palace in Transylvania when a messager quickly rushes in and whispers some quick words to Patriarch Stalin. Patriarch Stalin gives the message over to Emperor Lenin in a quiet but deadly tone. "They did What?" Screamed Emperor Lenin to Patriarch Stalin.
"They reunified Judeo Rome, added The Danite Kingdom, along with The Caliphate, and called it Abraham's Flock." Replied Patriarch Stalin as he filed his nails and ate some Borscht.
"What about The Zulus?"
"They're unaware of this turn of events." As he finished eating his Borscht.
"You're joking."
"I never joke Emperor, It would be...sacriledge." Taking a cold hard look at Emperor Lenin, Patriarch Stalin smiles licking his lip subconsciously. Emperor Lenin goes pale.
Gulping Emperor Lenin says, "Ok I abdicate you can have it all, if you can kill that dragon you earned it forever."
"Just hand me the crown and scepter your majesty, you are now sin free for eternity under Holy Assyrian law. Feel free to delight in any indulgence you wish for your....service of humility is complete." (In this reality The heads of Christianity appoint their successor and are thus forgiven of their sins with a "service of humility via negation of honor")
"Can I have a bagel? I had one years ago at the Roman embassy and they are quite good."
"Heresy! Guards The former Emperor is a Hebrew for he follows the Hebrew dietary ways! kill him!"
"What?!! Its just bread with a hole!"
"He admits it! He claims it is holy! A confession! Be assured your majesty your death shall atone for your.....sins."
Immediately hidden guards move forwards and decapitate Emperor Lenin.
Duke Dracul of Transvania steps forward and interjects, "Emperor Patriarch Stalin, The Zulu Chief is ready for his conversion. His daughter begged him to agree."
"Good work Duke Dracul, you represent your holy lineage well. Henceforth you shall be know as Dracul The Inquisitoner."
At these words Duke Dracul pulls out his sword and decapitates Stalin. "In case you didn't know Stalin my Holy Lineage is Transylvanian. Our hidden secret is that we are The remnants of the Khazar Nomads who were nearly exterminated by Emperor Adolf. We're Jews you heathen! Lenin was not of our bloodline. Nor was he a Hebrew. Bring in the Zulu King Meir."
"I am most Thankful, we of The Zulu Nation will not forget this salvation"
"I suppose not" The Zulu King's head falls on the floor next to both Lenin's and Stalin's as Dracul chops it off then looks at his guard Meir, "You know Emperor Rothchilde sent me a letter once."
"Yeah boss?"
"Yeah it said if you have to kill them all, but only if you save the children."
"Come in Sarah."
"Is my father dead?"
"Yes." Proceeding to kick the head of the fallen chief Sarah screams, "You sent children and women to fight with the men. You knew we weren't Zulu. You knew we were Black Hebrews for a thousand years. Yet you and your house kept the tribes ignorant." Turning To Dracul now Queen Sarah states simply, "You must marry me for I have no fellow Hebrew male of my rank available to me here. Have your sage prepare the documents. Also dress appropriately you look like a farmer." In astonishment Dracul going for his sword and is knocked down by Sarah. "Don't test me farmer...I trained under King Suliman's tutelage in Ethiopia. I can catch a crossbow bolt blindfolded.
"I'll blindfold you princess." Snickers Duke Dracul.
Sarah punches him in the stomach causing him to bend over and without pausing continues, "I need a husband under tribal law to co-rule The Zulus we are allied with. I will train you to be that man. Make no mistake I am marrying you because you are the only fellow Hebrew royal that is single and available. Now go get DRESSED!"
The guards break into laughter and Meir says, "Queen Sarah of The Zulus all the Khazar chieftains stand by you we will gladly join such a fiersome and fiery part of The Hebrew people."
Queen Sarah looks at them and says "Good. Now get this farmer dressed apropriately or I will give you all a second circumcisition." Meir laughs again as he and the others drag the perplexed Duke Dracul to get dressed.
Baghdad, Arabian Caliphate
"You will not!" Screams General Abu Barak. "You will not send 6 million men of the Caliphate into the Dark Well! The meteor that struck there opened up the well of dark waters. They are all ablaze! The only path is the blood path. We will loose about 4 million men before we get to XianXiang and its Imperial City. If we do kill the Imperial council, the Shogun Lords will kill all the remaining soldiers.
"Lest you forget your place Barak I am The Sheik." Sliding his hand to his dagger's hilt Sheik Mustafa continues, "perhaps my dagger is in need of a cleaning? Lets see." Pulling the dagger forth The Sheik simply motions to General Abu Barak. Knowing that blood must be shed the general puts out his hand.
"You misunderstand Barak. I will lead this army myself." Cutting his arm slightly Sheik Mustafa makes two marks of blood beneath his eyes in the shape of tears. "Both The Emperor and my Brother were as blood to me. My brother and my best friend. This is our vow. All the clans will go and we will kill two million of their men, two million of their spawn, and two million of their women. Their emperors all shall die in their city of solitude in cursed XianXian and I do not care. Its the vow. The Hebrews are coming too. 18 million of their best warriors are already marching to join us on the banks of The Euphrates. We have assurances from the new Emperor Patriarch and The new Hebrew-Zulu Queen that all is well in the newly formed Hebrew-Zulu-Assyrian Confederate States.
"An interesting alliance....Sheik but can we trust infidels?"
"All is not as it seems Barak, there are after all many hidden books in the great libraries of Mecca and Medina....enough. I must pray on this. Barak quietly walks out nodding to the other generals in the hall of leadership. All agree Mustafa has gone mad. The other generals comunicate via hidden hand signal, they must depose Mustafa at the first opportunity.
Emperor Mao, Emperor Ghandi Emperor Jung, Dual Empress Madoka-Sayaka, Emperor Mexicatexuma, and Emperor Ted of The Incas are all drinking tea as the council of warriors, shoguns, and assasins looks on. "Emperor Ghandi I think we made a mistake." Dual Empress Madoka-Sayaka the conjoined twin empresses stated in an erie simoultaneous way. The Grand Warlord and the Shogun glare at the Master of Assasins as he smiles a knowing smile.
"Smiling Emperor Ghandi looks up with a serene smile and says, perhaps I can assist you and through love and harmony we can advance in..."
Emperor Mao rolls his eyes as he beats Emperor Jung at chess in an astounding comeback only to be checkmated as Emperor Jung beats him playing black in a parallel game. The Emperors of the Americas are not taking notice as they drink some beer and joke around.
"We killed Emperor Rothchilde."
The Shogun for the first time in Imperial History screams at an Imperial Caste member and says "you doubly stupid woman thats not even the worst of it!"
The Grand Warlord now also screaming continues, "and she and this idiot ninja managed to cause such outrage that Roman Israel, Greater Judea, The Black Hebrew Kingdom, The Zulus, The Holy Syrian Empire and The Caliphate united to become a United Empire under now Judge Suliman, The Hebrew-Zulu Queen Sara, Emperor Patriarch Dracul of Transylvania, and now Sheik Mustafa brother of the former Sheik....who they killed by poison dishonoring the RULING FAMILY OF THE CALIPHATE!!!!"
The Emperors Gasp and look at the Dual Empress stunned.
All goes silent for a full hour before anyone speaks. Emperor Ghandi states the obvious, "The Dark Well is our only defense on the west side it is impassible due to its great flames and its warlord tribes. India has never fought a war in over 3000 years we pay the Barbarians to guard us. They must be encouraged with five times the payment."
Calming down The Grand Warlord states the words that have never beem heard before, "Imperial Council, The Emergency powers act are in effect."
The Shogun rises and gulps, "As The commander of The Imperial Guard my duty is to protect The Imperial council. Having consulted with Master of Assasins Ito I have determined that our best choice is to defend Xian Xian with the entire Imperial Military. Master Ito explain."
"Emperors and Empresses you are hereby placed in protective custody within the inner fortress. Within this room under permanent guard of The War Council." With a now serious face he continues, "As I was commanded I have done, The Shogun is Loyal, The Grand Warlord is Honorable. So it is sealed, so it is done. Bring forth The War Council." The once closed doors leading to the unused War Council room open and the 6 Generals of The United Imperial Armies can be seen glaring at The Dual Empress. The Grand Warlord, Shogun and The Master of Assasins join them. There is an empty seat at the head.
"Emperor Mao if you will please."
"What this is real?!" Emperor Ted of The Incas yells in near panic accidentally putting out the royal joint without realizing it. It is immediately relit.He rolls akother marijuana cigarette. Mexico's finest.
"Very much so." Replies The Shogun.
"I the Emperor representative of Xian Xian, China hereby grant the scepter to The War Council on behalf of The Imperial Council." He walks and sits on The 10th chair.
Emperor Ghandi faints as Emperor Jung laughs in delight. Fully aware now Emperor Mexitexuma says "Why don't we just go to Mexico City? It is beyond reach of the Jews."
"They burnt all the ships yesterday Emperor." Replies a very agitated General Zapa.
"But we have a thousand ships General."
"The Zulus we trade with and The Assyrians agreed to hire out Arab workers for our fleet 3 months ago. We agreed. Little did we know they all were soldiers. Today all were to burn their ships. They all succeeded. EVERY SHIP IS GONE!!!"
"We have half a billion men."
"No Emperor Ted we have 40 million soldiers and they are spread out.
A courier enters the room crying and yells "Woe unto us The Dark Well is conquered. The Barbarians have joined The enemy."
"What!" Screams Emperor Jung we will loose India.
"They killed over 12 million in India and burned all Imperial shrines in their way. They are in South West China." Replies the Courier in tears.
"Our forces are all here now or on their way." Mutters Zang.
"They will be here in a month." Chimes in The Grand Warlord. The Hebrew-Zulu-Assyrian Confederate States sent EVERYONE they had. We cannot win." He sighs and then says "We sued for peace but they sent the heads back of our ambassadors and their entire families. We are sorrounded. Our hope is that our secret fleet of 10,000 will arive in time from The Americas." The warlord looks down at his hands as they shake ."The message boats take two months to get to Califas port and the big ships will take 3-4 months to come. Our only hope is to survive until then and smuggle the leadership by sea to Califas. The enemy has no real navy, but they in effect rule The Old World now as one Empire."
"Yes." Confirmed The Shogun, "and they want the Emperors to die."
Ghandi attempts to slap The Dual Empress but she anticipating this pimpslaps the Indian Emperor.
The Dark Well-A few months earlier. (Persia, Afghanistan, Pakistan)
The Trading Guild of The Flowing Road sits in The Tent of Trade, an ornate Black tent with golden apples in the center upon a table. Before them sits the tribal chiefs of The Dark Well a region of roaming tribes. Here trade rights are life. "Sheik Mustafa and Generals Elija, Shimshon, Dayan, Zletokovsky, and Zulustokan are on their way. Our scouts have spotted a force of men from the hills of Persia to the Euphrates. Our estimator believes them to be in the tens of millions."
"And the Indians?" Asks the Guildmaster.
"They are due to pay, their emissary will arrive tomorrow."
"We will not renew our contract with India says The Guildmaster very matter lf factly. Have an emissary send an investment proposal to Sheik Mustafa along with condolences for his loss. We shall ask for East India trade routes in return for unfeterred access, additionally we shall ask for the right to guard caravans within Babylonia in general and Baghdad specicically.." The Indian representative looks pale as The Guildgmaster turns to him and says, "We are sorry to inform you that we have decided to close your accounts with our trade guild. No refunds."
With a worried look Guild Master Accountant Khamistani looks at Guildmaster Kachupa and asks "My brother is this wise? The Hebrews and Arabs do not tolerate Zorostranism in their realm this would limit our guides to the few families with roots to Baghdad. Should they rebel we would be powerless."
Guildmaster Kachupa understanding the hidden message continues, "My brother there is of course a great honor in having ones family live in The Guild City of The Dark Tents. I know that the Baghdadi families long for this honor. It would be their delight to stay here with the guild warriors to guard them from all adverse....situations"
Guildkeeper Kadima looks on and says, "This is our only real option we have for ages kept our vast peoples safe here, but we cannot overpower this sea of men. We have word that Dracul has gained the Patriarchy and Imperatorship of Assyrya. There is rumor that he has married The Zulu princess Sarah and that she deposed The Zulu King . The Caliphate and Greater Judea have for over one thousand years been at peace. Now that Roman Israel and The Black Hebrews have reunified Judeo-Rome and united with The Noble Arab Caliphate as Abrahams Flock their armies have no opponents capable of defeating them except for The Zulu- Assyrian Empire. Our spies, however have evidence that The Zulu Queen is in fact a Black Hebrew completely loyal to Judge Suliman."
Murmurs flow across the room. The Guildkeeper continues, "As we have long been aware Dracul is a Khazar and also a Hebrew. As he is now married to Queen Sara and under her complete domination. (The Guildmen snicker) Our only choice is to ally ourselves with The Flock. There are possible ways to do commerce within The Flock. The Hebrew-Zulu-Assyrian Confederate States have assured us of exclusive trade arrangements by boat and land. They are advancing via Assyrian Mongolia of The Khanate Governorship." Shudering as he mentions this he continues, "The Imperial alliance will have to retreat to Mexican and Incan lands assuming they survive a 6 month siege and smuggle the Imperial council to the Califas port. Guildsteward if you will."
Guildsteward Romulus a native of Roman Israel and the only Hebrew in the Dark Well tribes continues, "As you know I am a cousin of the late Emperor Rothchilde. I have long believed India was a failing investment. The indian representative glares at him. Preparing for this eventuality I have met secretly with Sheik Mustafa and General Ibrahim. The Imperial navy will be disabled in and each ship shall bear Dark Water in our containers. However, agents shall be placed on each container to make it highly flamable on its outer cask creating a combustible, thus burning all thousand ships. Our secretly built commercial navy will then take over and enlarge our trade traffic. Thus we shall perpetuate and expand our guild interests. Since there is no way to reach The Mexican and Inca lands except through the Califas ports and our secretly established suply bases in the Northern Great Mexican Ocean our ships will be the only link to the Eastern lands. The Eskimo and Inuit clans have built secret northern ports for our future international trade routes. They have also secretly joined the guild. "
Flabergasted the Chiefs take this information in and then begin to cheer the greatest and rarest compliment of The Trading Guild of The Flowing Road, "Give him a raise!"
Romulus says, "We all will get a raise after this."
Governor Khazar Khan sits on his throne sulking. His dog Benedictine is growling at his pet lioness Baby. She seems to smirk at the chihuahua. Looking at baby he asks "My cousin Dracul gets a pretty Hebrew-Zulu wife. Why not me Baby? He says you have to marry a Roman Israel girl so we can establish a Bloodline between our families and marry one of Judge Suliman's grandaughters. to our shared grandson. Baby thats not my problem!" The lioness nods apparently in agreement. "I don't want an empire. You know what If I can't marry a pretty Hebrew-Zulu girl too I'll see if my friend Duel Empress Madoka-Sayaka wants my loyal Khan Mongols in her employ. I never cared for Mao anyway. I'll take China as planned smuggle The Emperors to Japan on my hidden fleet and get two pretty Japanese girls in one. See if I don't win her heart.
ONE WEEK LATER XIAN XIAN
"Empresses you are getting married, Emperor Mao you are abdicating to Governor Khazar Khan, Everyone get going we are leaving for Mongolia. The War council has agreed to transfer The scepter of China to The Mongol Governor Khazar Khan. His new title is Emperor Khazar Khan of Mongolia Korea, and Japan."
"I'm not agreeing to give up Korea!" Yells Emperor Jung.
"Nor I China!" Bellows Emperor Mao.
"Shogun for the safety of the Empire I propose the option we discussed earlier in private."
"Emperor Ghandhi?" A stunned Shogun replies, then continues, "Yes it is necessary Emperor Ghandhi you are trully honorable I confer the Title Supreme Emperor upon you."
"We concur." Replies The war council unanimously.
"Emperors I have know you since your birth, save for Mao, and Supreme Emperor Ghandi of The Unified Empires of Asia, Mexico, and Inca. As of now there are three Emperors. The Aztec and Inca Emperors and The Asian Emperor."
"Treason," yells former Emperor Jung as he and former Emperor Mao are bound to chairs with very strong hemp rope.
Emperor Ted says,_ just a second I have to freshen up."
Emperor Mexitexuma says, "Yeah me too bro."
"Actually Jung I am honorbound to protect the Asian thrones, as I believe a Marriage to The Khazar Khan would protect them best Supreme Emperor Ghandi has ordered me to marry of The Dual Empress to The new Mongol Emperor unifying the Asiatic Thrones. The Aztec and Inca Emperors are not here as they have left not to use the washrooms but to flee on a Mongol Warship Convoy to Califas port. I have sent their signet rings to Sheik Mustafa as well as their firstborn sons heads and a letter of apology for the Sheik's loss. He has accepted it. He demands The death of all male Emperors remaining. Supreme Emperor Ghandi has chosen Sepuku for all of you and himself to prevent the Grand Army of The Flock of Abraham from destroying us. We will marry the Empresses to the Khazar Khan and transfer the Throne of Asia to the Khanate as soon as the Sepuku Ceremony is complete. Supreme Emperor Ghandhi will be allowed to take a pain nullifier beforehand, you Mao, Jung will die slowly you cruel fat fools."
"Madoka-Sayaka you look stunning!" Supreme Emperor of Asia Khazar Khan is beaming as his brides to be are smiling back quite pleased at their new rise in rank as Empresses Supreme.
The Shogun is scowling with barely hidden rage as are all members of The War Council. All save Master Ito who speaks up, "How fortuitous that our armies now number 60 millions and have a navy again. Our ships were destroyed and lost but this most happy celebration of Asian unification is the legacy of our most beloved late Emperors. Certainly we will not fall again as our fallen Indian province is now a trading zone for all peoples and our western front is secure as is our northern front due to to the beloved Supreme Emperor Khazar Khan. Our Allies in the Mexica and Inca Empires have gone to war against each other and they will not be a threat due to the beloved Imperial Sea regions. All is well."
The Grand Warlord looks up and says "Really Ito? How long do you think before Dracul and Sarah declare war? Mongolia was a member of THE KHAZAR CONFEDERACY!"
"Yeah about that Ito my cousin is not aware I'm going solo. My Mongols are loyal to me but Khazars not so much. Also we number 10 millions so we guard the northern steepes so don't agravate Mustafa anymore ok? As a matter of fact Shogun behead this guy Ito, feed his body to Baby and send his head to Mustafa with my regards. And don't mess with him or Suliman again. If my cousin or pretty Sarah gets them to go to war with us we're like Benedictine is to Baby. Their armies are in excess of 200 millions." The generals gasp. "Yeah you were gonna loose. You know Mongols, The Khazars, Zulus, Romans, and Judeans are all one people right? All converted to Judaism or are from the exiled tribal nations. Well not any more. Judge Suliman runs everything east of Euprates and Sheik Mustafa runs all of Arabia. My cousin Dracul and pretty Sarah are like me. In fact if we all joined together against Judge Suliman our armies would be not be equal to The Hebrew Empire. But we can attack my cousin on his eastern front. He is pretty weak there....now anyway."
"What about our western front Supreme Emperor?"
"Mustafa or the Guild won't attack if we give them India as a trading zone. Western China is too dificult to take. Lets beat up my cousin."
"But you have us beloved" chime in The Empresses."
"Actually i've decided to send your heads to Mustafa too with Ito's. I have a first wife, her father is Guildsteward Romulus of The Trading Guild. I have the entire war council's aproval. This will allow me to create an Empire of Trade and peace with my cousin rather than war. The war council has decided to recomend a creation of an equality based economic zone merging trade and equality. I wish to call it Commercial Brotherism. I am a very social person you know. Kill her please Shogun. And make it painful she killed my wife's cousin."
The Shogun approaches The Dual Empress and says, "Ghandi was a very close friend....like a father"
Quickly the dual empress rises and impales the shogun with a hidden knife killing him. She takes two small pills and swallows them, her last words are "Ghandi ordered me to send Ito to kill Rothchilde you fools, he wanted your stupid empire to collapse."
Khazar Khan yelling says, "vomit her up now she deserves to live" Hidden Mongol medics rush forth and begin applying herbs.
Minutes later vomiting ensues and the Empresses say "thank you our plan worked Khazar Khan your three loves together with you."
The Romula steps forth and says quietly "you my co wives are beloved, you will live to rule at our sides. Welcome to The Khazar path. Prepare them for conversion Scribe. Kill every infidel in the room. Send their heads to my father Romulus preserved in honey for transfer to Mustafa. Sorry Love I was working with my friend Sarah but cheat on me with her and I'll kill you. But you better treat The Dual Empresses like me Khazar Khan or I'll give you a second circumsition. They are Hebrew now and you are married to them as well as me, they are my friends!"
"Oh that's real?" The Supreme Emperor gulps and says "Oy Vey".
Supreme Empresses Madoka-Sayaka and The Romula snicker with a knowing glance.
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